Translate Google Docs .. English to Hindi is bad :(

Bingo !! I loved it .. This is the way I jumped on the floor when I translated a document. It was a ‘English’ to ‘Hindi’ translation.

But, when I started reading the translated document, I was really disappointed.

Here is a translated para from ‘English’ to ‘hindi’ that doesn’t make any sense:

Original Paragraph
““Social networking continued to grow strongly in India this past year, with several of the top global brands carving out a more prominent position,” said Will Hodgman, comScore executive vice president. “While there is certainly room for several players in the social networking space in India, the sites that have the right blend of having both a strong brand and cultural relevance will be best positioned for future growth.””

Translated one
“,, ComScore के कार्यकारी उपाध्यक्ष करेंगे Hodgman “सामाजिक नेटवर्किंग के लिए भारत में यह पिछले साल जोरदार निरंतर बढ़ती रही, ऊपर वैश्विक बाहर एक और प्रमुख स्थान नक्काशी के कई ब्रांडों के साथ” कहा था. “हालांकि निश्चित रूप से भारत में सामाजिक नेटवर्किंग अंतरिक्ष में कई खिलाड़ी, साइटों है कि दोनों एक मजबूत ब्रांड और सांस्कृतिक प्रासंगिकता होने का सही मिश्रण है के लिए कमरा है सबसे अच्छा भविष्य के विकास के लिए तैनात हो जाएगी.” ”

Ohh.. am scratching my head.

Nano - an over hype !

# Nano is a global brand now !!
# Nano is into gossips !!
# Nano is in news/blogs/forums !!

But,

# When Nano will come on road? It is launched, never saw that till now. I see Merc, BMW, R Royce, Volks, and other cars on Western Exp Hwy in Mumbai.

# Even if it is a dream to get a car in reality, people will have to wait for months and years to drive it.

# Heard that now Renovo is going to launch a car worth 1.3 L

# There will be more n more Nano kind of cars in market. And, god knows when Nano will be produced in huge numbers all around India. There are many Mamta Aunti sitting all over.

I don't see its success. Lets talk and speak after looking at the real success.

So, wait n watch before over-hyping it !!

A HINDI Poem

आरंभ है प्रचंड

बोलें मस्ताकों के झुंड

आज जंग की घड़ी की तुम गुहार दो

आन बान शान

या की जान का हो दान

आज एक धनुष के बान पे उतार दो

मन करे सो प्राण दे

जो मन करे सो प्राण ले

वो वही तो एक सर्व शक्तिमान है

कृष्ण की पुकार है ये

भागवत का सार है

की युद्ध ही तो वीर का प्रमाण है

कौरवों की भीड़ हो

या पांडवों का नीर हो

जो लड़ सका है वोही तो महान है

जीत की हवस नही

किसी पे कोई वश नही

क्या ज़िंदगी है ठोकरों पे मार दो

मौत अंत है नही

तो मौत से भी क्यूँ डरें

ये जाके आसमानो में दहाड़ दो !

वो दया का भाव या की

शौर्या का चुनाव या की

हार का वो घाव तुम ये सोच लो

या की भूरे भाल पर

जला रहे विजय का लाल

लाल ये गुलाल तुम ये सोच लो

रंग केसरी हो या मृदंग केसरी हो

या की केसरी हो ताल तुम ये सोच लो

जिस कवि की कल्पना में

ज़िंदगी हो प्रेम गीत

उस कवि को आज तुम नकार दो

भीगति मसो में आज

फूलती रागों में आज

आग की लपट का तुम भगार दो

आरंभ है प्रचंड

बोलें मस्ताकों के झुंड

आज जंग की घड़ी की तुम गुहार दो

आन बान शान

या की जान का हो दान

आज एक धनुष के बान पे उतार दो

Ek Geet Hijar Da

Ek Geet Hijar Da
Ajj asaan ve bolna / Today I shall speak
Ajj kise na tokna / Today I shan't be stopped
Lekh ve jindrhi da / The script of destiny
Ajj asaan ve bhogna / Today I shall live it

Na roveen meet moiyan te mere / Don't cry at my death my Friend
Na paavin vainh moiyan te / Don't sing mournful tunes
Tu gaaveen geet / Sing instead this song
Ek geet / This Song

Kal jo beet gaya / Yesterday, all that passed
Na beeteya O jo beet gaya / Hasn't passed but remains with me
Sool mere seene / A thorn in my heart
Vairi khob gaya / Driven by Foe

Keetey main sab chaare / I've used all options
Saarey upaa haare / All cures have failed
Ehda 'laaj bas ek geet / The only cure is this song
Ek geet hijar da / A song of longing

Ek geet hijar da / A song of longing
Ek geet sabar da / A song of restraint
Ek geet karam da / A song of kindness
Ek geet reham da / A song of mercy

Ek geet milan da / A song of union
Ek geet balan da / A song of burning
Ek geet gunaah da / A song of Sin
Ek geet panaah da / A song of pardon

Ek geet, Ek geet, Ek geet / A song, A song, A song

Hunh na kujh disda / Now I see nothing
Hunh na kujh sujhda / Now I can't grasp anything
Zehar naseebaan da / Since the poison of the fate
Ajj asaan jo peeta / Has been mine to drink

Sa'te taras kareen / Have mercy on me
Na lekha mera mangii / Don't ask for my liabilities
Ve tu sunii eh mera geet / Just listen this song of mine

Vekheen zara / Look here
Na hove kharaab / Don't let it go waste
Boohey tere, hanju mera / This teardrop of mine
Ho jaave tere dar te manzoor / Let it be accepted at your gate
Mere Huzoor / My Master

Eh geet hijar da / This song of longing
Eh geet sabar da / This song of restraint
Eh geet karam da / This song of kindness
Eh geet reham da / This song of mercy

Eh geet milan da / This song of union
Eh geet balan da / This song of burning
Eh geet gunaah da / This song of Sin
Eh geet panaah da / This song of pardon

Eh geet, Eh geet, Eh geet / This song, This song, This song


~Rabbi Shergill

Kedar Ki Lo - II

This conversation comes from orkut scraps which I had exchanged with 'Kedar - the reloaded' few months back. I saw his comments on Jinal's pic which were rarely unique and his status msg regarding some 'point' .. and here I went through a mental trauma and disastrous assault :(

Ritesh:

When I erase a word with a pencil.... where does it go? !!
....hmmmm..

But I think u always write with a pointless pencil :P .. a pencil without point is pointless

Kedar:

nahi re ... my points always require a bit of imagination..
waise bhi hum "point blank" use karte hai.. which shoots on a point - without point ! using bullets !!

:))

Ritesh:

m drown into imagination ..

Kedar

kar le kaar lee...

tu abhi tere kaam se pareshan ...me recession se pareshan .. khinch le ....

Ritesh:

weirdo .. who told u m 'pareshan' with my work ??? i never felt so in last so many years.... i think u r more into over-imagination now

Kedar

oopss... galat button press ho gaya ...

I though last weekend u were working in office at this time.. u even this time .. ma' mistake !! u have always enjoyed ur work buddy !!!

Kedar

Tumhare sare scraps ko agar me collect kar pata na .. then it would have been the best "Testi" for me ... Is baat ki to mujhe hammesha shikaya rahegi ... tu itnna time nahi nikal paya .. !!

Ritesh:

ohhh.. so u took it negatively again .. ohh.. i remember .. its congenital :P

luk @ the +ve side.. i always work on weekends.. and i do skip weekdays n enjoy .. like no one else :D

Ritesh:

start collecting .. i m damn sure u still remember Ctrl-C + Ctrl-V

Kedar:

It's Ctrl-C + "add your imagination & intelligence" + Ctrl - V dost ...

Ritesh:

faak!! m bak into imagination ... y do i make mistakes

Kedar

That's not congenital .. not habitual.. It's reality ...
It always happens, when u r not doing your choice of job.. its kind of management person doing stupid coding stuff ... !!!

Kedar:

I cant compare ur work, your text, your testi. with Ctrl - C + Ctrl - V dude... it's some thing differnet ...!!
;)

Ritesh:

huhahahaha .. huhahahaha

no words..

a person with a BTech degree is a management person first .. and secondly... if he can't code.. he calls it stupid ..

waah mere dost .. waah .. naaz hai .. fakrr hai mujhe aaj tujhpe

Kedar:

are bhaiya.... its a language barrier in bet'n ... I said I dont "like" coding stuff... never said i cant ... !!

Thats what my degree says, BTech ..that's our primary skill.....

aur commerce degree wale hi management kar sakte hai aisa to nahi... BTech wale bhi mgmt expert ho sakte hai... tu bhi to exper tha (i mean u stil are) ... pura innovation akele karvata tha.. ignite aur na jane kya kya ...

Fakraa to muje tuj par hai !!

Ritesh:

Galti ho gayi yar.. tu jaaa.. logo ke photos per he butter laga .. wahi sahi tha .. am avoiding butter/cheese nowdays ;-)

Kedar Ki Lo !!!!

One of my funniest experience on Facebook :)

Actors: Kedar, Asmi (at US, college batchmate) and Me !

Kedar starts with a status message:

Kedar Mehta is out'a his mind !!

Mon 0:37

Ritesh Ambastha at 15:00 on 15 March

gud .. giv it a break .. it was pending from long :)

Kedar Mehta at 23:40 on 15 March

Thanks 4 d suggestion buddy !!
but no chance for that in US...14 hrs work in weekdays,8 hrs in weekend..Just work work n work !!!

Ritesh Ambastha at 00:56 on 16 March

aah .. those who wanna really work devote double the number of hrs .. than US, India or khazakistan !!! doesn't matter dude ..

Asmi Shah at 00:09 on 17 March

i second ritzie! kedar dont forget US ppl were are still outsourcing.. dnt bluff around for US US US! huh.. i hope i wont b offended for this! :P

Ritesh Ambastha at 02:19 on 17 March

i dnt knw.. here(in India) we hav the freedom of speech .... so dnt b thrilled with chance of offences.. :P

Asmi Shah at 03:30 on 17 March

ritzie offended bynone other than kedar-the reloaded.. hahahaha

Kedar Mehta at 07:28 on 17 March

Sorry Guys...
For no posts from my side.
Bit busy now....workin on some thin...

Ritesh Ambastha at 12:00 on 17 March

Oh Kedar .. we miss the entertainment.. do come back !!

Asmi Shah at 12:03 on 17 March

he is busy working in US ritzie.. dnt u understand?

Ritesh Ambastha at 12:31 on 17 March

ooops... m sorry Kedar for disturbing ur american peace of mind ! please forgive :P

Asmi Shah at 22:15 on 17 March

he forgives i guesss.. dont u kedar? :P

Ritesh Ambastha at 22:33 on 17 March

he is busy .. dnt u knw that :P

Asmi Shah at 23:38 on 17 March

of course i knw.. come on ritzie.. i knw he is workinh in US!! :)

Ritesh Ambastha at 23:40 on 17 March

many thnx for reminding :D

Asmi Shah at 23:43 on 17 March

anytime :) !

Kedar Mehta at 00:34 on 18 March

Bachhhe ki jaan loge kya?!!
;)

Kedar Mehta at 00:35 on 18 March

Are yaar busy hoon to hoon ! n when I am working, I can't socialize!!

Ritesh Ambastha at 00:52 on 18 March

Hey Asmi ! We both r socializing and not working !! Did u knew about it ?

Asmi Shah at 00:57 on 18 March

of course not yaar! m working on my thesis, watched twilight twice, reading a novel, socialising, watched bolt, met my prof, impressed him with my work, askd for a months vacation, fetched books on dna, genes etc from library in these two days! n still i socialise n tht too in US! how abt this ritzie??? n hey kedar who is tht bachcha u toking abt?? i dint realize antime of killing some bachcha! neither my mate i guess.. wat say ritesh?? :)))

Ritesh Ambastha at 01:03 on 18 March

Mr. Reloaded... now u must have an overall idea of socializing and working.
Asmi .. shud I write wat I m upto ? I dnt think m allowed to do so ,coz m not in US :P

Asmi Shah at 01:05 on 18 March

go ahead! ppl do mor interesting jobs thr i blv...

Ritesh Ambastha at 01:16 on 18 March

Nah .. dnt wanna fill up this space with craps :) Rather, I am doubting on another aspect -multi-tasking .. and yeah, in India we r used to do it always !!

Asmi Shah at 03:02 on 18 March

hehe.. i agree! :) ppl are fond of socializing HERE IN US too! :) ehhehhe

Ritesh Ambastha at 03:05 on 18 March

Ow .. dnt disturb him Asmi !! He is working working n working at ___ :D

Asmi Shah at 03:06 on 18 March

m shut now.. shhhhhhhhhhh... koi working hai! :))))

Asmi Shah at 03:07 on 18 March

needless to say whr! hahaha.. kedar jk.. no hard feelings ! :) I assure u in english(US) that I wont disturb you ....... for a while ... mite b! :)

Kedar Mehta at 03:08 on 18 March

@ Asmi - it's not like when you socialise, you can't work... It's just that, "I" can't concentrate on my stupid work, if facebook window is open.. n I should never go for such parallel processing ..
If it's about frnds, I give them full dedication .. no time sharing...
same for the work....
:))

Asmi Shah at 03:10 on 18 March

so kedar's theory proves here that work is one of his frnz..! hence proved with fullstop! wat say?

Kedar Mehta at 03:15 on 18 March

He Bhagwaan... Uthaa le !!

Kedar Mehta at 03:15 on 18 March

mere ko nahi....in dono ko re baba !! ;)

Ritesh Ambastha at 03:16 on 18 March

u made us speechless with such a dumb and lamest philosophically tuned ethically touched work culture !! Chill maar dude :)

Asmi Shah at 03:17 on 18 March

bhaari lagta hai tu god ko bhi.. n its a say.. nice ppl go b4 bad ones.. n tht said...m sure rtiz n i would hav lesser life thn u...

Asmi Shah at 03:18 on 18 March

m agn shut!!! :)))

Kedar Mehta at 03:21 on 18 March

Are.... Ye Baburaav Ganpatram aamte - Herapheri ka dialogue thaa yaar..!!
Wasn't targettiing any one!
What you call it .. Freedom of speech (we have that @ both places... india/ US..)

Kedar Mehta at 03:22 on 18 March

Btway, this (socializing) is quite a fun. Since last 30 minutes, i am doing no work... Just n'joying here !!
;)

Asmi Shah at 03:24 on 18 March

i bet u enjoying! :)

Ritesh Ambastha at 03:27 on 18 March

ohh .. do i have the similar kind of feeling in India ?? I can't relate it yar .. i knw one USA nearby my home in Mumbai - Ullhasnagar Sindhi Association ! They do feel the way I feel :)

Kedar Mehta at 03:28 on 18 March

:))

Asmi Shah at 03:29 on 18 March

hahahaha...

Kedar Mehta at 03:36 on 18 March

@ Ritz:
That's the real thing with India!!
India can have USA in (subset), but US can't have India in...
Mera jahan....

Kedar Mehta at 03:36 on 18 March

@ Asmi:
n'joyment has a reason.. Would it be some one else - it won't be such fun..
It's b'caz we have presence of three experts here !

Asmi Shah at 03:37 on 18 March

i agree with you kedar! u are an expert in yourself! a master piece indeed! :) jk

Ritesh Ambastha at 03:40 on 18 March

@Mera Jahan - which one US or India ?? kindly specify ??
:P

Asmi Shah at 03:42 on 18 March

i guess he is talking abt none of these.. as he says : "US cant have India in Mera Jahan" understud ritz???

Kedar Mehta at 03:44 on 18 March

No comments for Asmi...

@Ritz:
Ofcourse, that's my (& yours,too) mother-land..

Ritesh Ambastha at 03:48 on 18 March

@asmi .. someone is getting serious here !! BTW, do lemme know once u crack the hidden meaning of - 'US cant have India in Mera Jahan'

@Mr.Reloaded : I doubt when u use that word - 'Ofcourse' :P

Kedar Mehta at 03:52 on 18 March

Wrong sentance, but hope u understood that.. it should be
'US cant have India inside of it, where as India can have USA,UK,UAE any thing inside of it.
It's India - mera jahaan....'
Ofcourse is ofcourse dude .. but natural!!
;)

Kedar Mehta at 03:54 on 18 March

m not gettting serious...
The great joker of The Dark knight - Batman - used to say-
"Why so serious...?!! "

It was just for a moment, that I didn't have comment for Asmi..

So @ Asmi..
Everything here is, absltly Koool !!! :))

Asmi Shah at 03:56 on 18 March

oh.. kedar just crackd it by himslf! :)but the sentence was more mysterious thn any mystery in ths world! thx kedar! ritz we shu thnk him!

Asmi Shah at 03:57 on 18 March

cool hai! :)

Ritesh Ambastha at 04:00 on 18 March

Thnx Thnx Thnx for Reloading the meaning of the gr8 mysterious sentence !! Mr. Joker .. keep smiling and don't get serious .. we r here to laugh at Joker :)

Kedar Mehta at 04:02 on 18 March

Well it's simple... Ritz already explained abt USA in India (Ullasnagar some thing some thing.)
The similar way Gujarat (officially) used to have United States of Kathiawad ( ruled by Kings of Rajkot).

Similar way, I can find you out UAE inside India...

Ritesh Ambastha at 04:04 on 18 March

Kedar@US rocks :)

Asmi Shah at 04:12 on 18 March

find out n let us knw.. we are curious as nvr b4!

sleepless (working) in seattle (here in US).. ! now kedar is being tom hanks..

Kedar Mehta at 04:12 on 18 March

Dost it's too late for you now.. you should take enough sleep...

I g2g now.. for home...office is over now...
Bye guys

Asmi Shah at 04:15 on 18 March

hey kedar.. its just 7 pm on Tuesday there.. did u complete ur 14 hours of today?? i just say as once u said : "but no chance for that in US...14 hrs work in weekdays,8 hrs in weekend..Just work work n work !!!"..

Ritesh Ambastha at 04:16 on 18 March

come on dude .. its only 4.15am in India ... hav a meeting at 9.30am .. but i can't let this lighter moment to go easily .. people do get tired very easily at US ... come on .. for the prestige of US .. come on Kedar ....

Kedar Mehta at 05:57 on 18 March

@ Asmi... It's not necessary that 1 needs to sit in office - if 1 wants to work.. We - here in US - take maximum use of technologies...I am once again starting my work, from home.. Thanks to Cisco Networks!

Btway, u got good memory... u still remember old comments !! :))

Kedar Mehta at 05:58 on 18 March

Asmi, Tom Hanks cant open the suspense so easily & that even in free !!
You need to convince him for revealing such a big suspense!

Kedar Mehta at 06:00 on 18 March

Ritesh,
I am serious this time... Human being must take enough sleep... You are stretching beyond limits !!
Keep having mast taka tak cutting chaay (which is rare,in US!)!!
Which will keep the moments light !!
:))

Ritesh Ambastha at 10:58 on 18 March

@max use of technology - fak with it dude !! I do my script work at my home, and run them on 23 servers which r geographically far from my place (but in India). Yeah, and those r based on Cisco n/w and IBM servers...

TCS must had given u worst experiences in India.. Join a gud firm at India ... and open your eyes !!

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